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officialhamlet:

i want realistic modern fantasy like

someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)

a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist

a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys

summoning a demon for the vine

selfies with mermaids

prank calling wizards

i think that spider had a sibling bc another spider the same exact size and color is crawling slowly towards me on my wall but as long as it doesn’t come near my bed for revenge it will live 

officialaquatimez sent:
aw what why'd you have to kill the spider man maybe it just wanted to chill with you

IT WAS ON MY BED

IF IT WAS ON MY WALL OR FLOOR I WOULD LITERALLY NO T GIVE A SHIT 

THERE IS A SPIDER CLIMBING MY WALL ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF MY ROOM THAT IM NOT GOING NEAR

BU T IF IT COMES TO MY BED ITS GONNA DIE

there was a black dot in the corner of my vision and it was moving slightly and i was like what the fuck so i took off my glasses and there was a fUCKING SPIDER JUST CHILLING THERE THAT DECIDES TO STRING ITSELF DOWN FROM M Y GLASSES AND ONTO MY PILLOW BEFORE DASHING OFF 

tags: #percy jackson
tags: #jeanmarco
tags: #gotg
DA:O designs and DA2 designs

autisticluteces:

imageLeliana is still a cutie!

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Wow Isabela got hot!

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Alistair what

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ZEVRAN WHAT

i went to scratch my back after taking my shirt off since its rlly hot in my room and i have all these scratches on my right shoulder like holy shit its really scratched up

its literally scratch on top of scratch and i don’t remember doing anything that could cause like 20 small scratches in one area I’m so confused

kingcheddarxvii:

Guardians of the Galaxy? More like

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tags: #FUCK #BEST
tags: #space dandy